Definitely had some girl basically tell me “move fuggo” with her body language today.
All that damn space, you just ~needed~ to stand right behind me?
Bitch, no.
Why doesn’t my Hollister look like this?
It doesn’t matter, they all smell like man whore.
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I wonder if I have kids will they be cool.
Or will they be assholes.
Because if they are, I won’t be the mom who ignores it.
“Lisa, you’re an asshole” I’ll tell her straight up.
Her name won’t be Lisa.
I just started thinking about The Simpsons.
She doesn’t exist.
You want my back to arch? Want me to moan your name? Grab the sheets and cum around your cock?
Make me.
(Source: eroticblog)
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I hope this hair doesn’t cost a lot because I’m hungry.
And in case you weren’t aware, I’m a woman.
So hair trumps food sometimes.
I’m uber excited to do my kinky twists. I hope I don’t give up this time…