January 2012
What should I grab from the interwebs so I can kill time on Sunday while doing my hair?
I hope this hair doesn’t cost a lot because I’m hungry.
And in case you weren’t aware, I’m a woman.
So hair trumps food sometimes.
I’m uber excited to do my kinky twists. I hope I don’t give up this time…
Why give me three dehydrated shrimp in my cup o’ noodles?
Why tease me like that, Maruchan?
My friend said she wants me to save her hair.
Gladly~
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Some dudes think they’re so slick.
Always wearing hats.
SHOW ME YOUR HEAD SHAPE AND HAIRLINE.
Whenever a customer asks me where they can find a velour suit I frown at them.
I want them to know I disapprove.
Young or old.
Velour suits are evil.
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She’s upside down stark naked with just a scarf on spread eagle being held by a dude in a wheelchair and there’s three people behind them fully clothed.
WHY.
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Look here I’ll never look like Chanel Iman or any other super hot lady with a lot of money and stylists.
I’m just going to be the hottest Amber I could possibly be~
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I’m fighting this fever head-on.
Fuck you, virus.
I got shit to do.
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Okay but seriously, what was the point of Tyra Banks ever having a talk show?
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The great thing about ordering a bunch of stuff online is waiting and guessing what’s going to arrive on which date. It’s like Christmas but for a week or two :3
I was afraid of being hurt.
But I’ve let go of that fear.
Why?
Because that pain is inevitable.
Whether I spend my entire life alone or journey through it with someone else (who will one day die) pain is going to find me.
So I might as well be able to smile about the memories I made with someone I loved.
If something screwed up relating to life has more than 1 note please realize you aren’t alone.
I’m getting most of my mods done this year.
Mainly because I’m tired of dreaming about them and I’m close to being done with school.
I need to knock them out.
Starting with my ears and septum.
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I remember when I was 14 I got long ass senegalese twists and everyone thought I was a freak/weirdo because of it.
Now y’all bitches love rocking them.
I WAS HERE FIRST.
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I need to get my hair done again.
But the Julius in me is calculating how much it cost to get it done the first time.
And he’s winning.
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pizza and porn
Drunk people love Waffle House.
kushnstarbucks:
Ugh, every time i try to be nice to guys they start acting like creepers. Just because im being friendly doesnt mean i want to sleep with you.
I go in and out of these moods where I feel like utter shit and then I’m on the top of the world.
Right now I’m coasting.
I’m content and hopeful.
I know things are about to get better.
So I’m much happier.
I’m no longer stuck :)
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