February 2012
I think Ced’s goal is to creep on as many girls as possible.
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Bitch, I’m not Farrah.
Fuck out here with that “I’ll ship the car to you” bullshit.
Back to square mother fucking one.
Francis: I told him I was going to be a high class hooker!
Kathy: Isn't that called an escort?
Me: Yeah that's an escort...oh shit.
Rosie: Why do YOU know that??
Me: I have juice!
*Everyone gets distracted and starts talking about Simply Apple juice*
I gauge my decision to buy certain heels on whether or not I’d be able to run in them while drunk.
I need this person to email me back before I scream.
pink-lemonaid:
my faves:
you’re the whitest black girl I know
you’re the prettiest black girl I’ve seen (ever bro???)
you’re the only black girl I’ve liked
you’re the least ghetto black girl I’ve met
is my dick bigger than the black guys you’ve fucked? (pause bro)
yeah you know I usually don’t go for black girls but…(yeah well not today either bye)
I like denim on denim.
And that is not the country in me talking.
If you do it right, it’s cute.
I had a dream where I was beating ass during the zombie apocalypse.
Saved a baby and all.
Fuck yeah.
barrack-opendatbrama asked: lets make our own porn amber
I’m sick of seeing the same seven black guys doing porn.
I wish I could just email my teachers and tell them I don’t feel like it right now so maybe later.
I feel uglier and fake when I wear a lot of makeup.
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Shoes shouldn’t make me feel this way.
I don’t understand how people can walk around all day in public with a satin bonnet/silk scarf on their head.
Those are to protect your head at night while you’re sleeping.
Unless you have a cute scarf you look tacky.
Going to NYC in May.
Excitement, yes.
Sometimes Drake looks like a sloth.
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Watchmichaelflockajordan:
whoa what the fuck
…Oh hell naw.
I’m going to blast Eric Carmen’s “All By Myself” on Valentine’s Day.
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Every time I take a damned picture of myself the servers want to give up.
So fuck you David Karp.
I don’t give a shit if your mouth is lovely and fuckable.
I see past your sexy bullshit.
One day I’m going to be able to divulge all my fetishes/fantasies to someone.
And they’ll understand and appreciate them.
And I’ll be ever so happy.
I have a lot to say but not enough guts to say it.
pinstripe replied to your post: pinstripe replied to your post: Honey really does…
WEIRD. Ha, my hair never gets lighter in the summer. BUT I might just get bored one day/have an existential crisis and do this haha. Thanks.
Not even little highlights?
But honey has peroxide in it, that’s why it can lighten hair. And only when it’s introduced to oxygen can its magical powers...